this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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