you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
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I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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