at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
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I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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