I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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