How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
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If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
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What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
tell me about the fingering
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