Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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