Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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