All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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