Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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