hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Randomize
