Where are you?
In a non slutty way
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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