Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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