Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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