Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
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Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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