And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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