These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
So much rum. So many feels.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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