I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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