i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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