The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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