Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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