How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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