2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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