Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
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She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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