So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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