Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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