About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
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i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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