He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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