the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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