Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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