she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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