That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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