I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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