I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
handjob tips. give me some.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
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