whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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