he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
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Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
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is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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