Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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