I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
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Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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