look no pants
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
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you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
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im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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