therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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