so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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