dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
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Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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