now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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