there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
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There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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