So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
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Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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