do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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