"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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