i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Randomize
