Three words: puerto rican gang bang
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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