they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
