I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
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More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
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Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
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