No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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