I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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