weddingsv make me drug and hornr
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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