So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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