I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
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I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
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Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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