whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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