You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
there was a trapeze. enough said
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
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The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
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please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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